Cheater, Cheater, Cheater!

It baffles me how stupid cheaters are.  I'm relatively sure that only the stupidest people on the planet cheat.  Take for instance Tiger Woods, Mel Gibson, and Leann Rimes.  What a bunch of idiots.  Tiger Woods was married to a supermodel and cheated on her with a bunch of porn stars.  That alone speaks wonders about his IQ.  Mel Gibson was supposed to be a Jesus freak.  Jesus wouldn't approve of his cheating ways, that's for damn sure.  And Leann Rimes... Well she was just an idiot in the first place.  Shame on her ex for being with her.  tsk tsk.

But what really baffles is how most cheaters think they won't get caught.  And on top of that, when they do get caught they think they can weasel their way out of it with a few moronic lies.  "I didn't do it, I swear!"  When the girl you slept with ADMITS to it, and all of the people who SAW you take her home text me the next day, who am I supposed to believe???  The twenty people that know you cheated, or your dumb, lying ass? 

I really love the comeback, "How could you believe them over me?"  The best reply for this would be, "Because I'm not a delusional moron."  You may have meant more to me than they did yesterday, but that was before I was informed that you were a dirty cheating bastard.  Now you're about as valueable to me as the flavorless gum I spit out ten minutes ago.

Then there's the stalker.  "Please take me back! I didn't do it!  I'll change!  I'll do anything!"  They show up at your once shared apartment just to sit outside your door, crying.  They find out what bars you're going to so they can show up to make sure you're not getting hit on.  They cause a scene and threaten the people who show any interest.  Sometimes they get domestic disturbance charges pressed against them for showing up at 3 in the morning, yelling at the top of their lungs and throwing you against a wall as if that would knock some sense into you.  Domestic violence is never okay.  The stalkers are the ones you need to watch out for.  If they start creeping around, get a restraining order ASAP.  They may very well drink themselves into the belief that if they can't have you, then nobody should.

 Cheaters are usually mind-numbingly dumb people with horrible intrapersonal skills.  Stay away from the dummies and you should, hopefully, not have a problem with cheaters.

Cheers!